'Allo 'All (The stage play)
Thu 23 Apr
|Ludlow Assembly Rooms
. . . “Listen very carefully – we shall say this only once!”


Time & Location
23 Apr 2026, 19:00 – 25 Apr 2026, 23:00
Ludlow Assembly Rooms, Assembly Rooms, Castle St, Ludlow SY8 1AZ, UK
About the Event
Step into René Artois’ café in Nazi-occupied France, where nothing is quite as it seems and absolutely everything goes wrong. ’Allo ’Allo! is a riotous wartime farce packed with outrageous misunderstandings, secret identities, and some very badly concealed secrets.
René is a reluctant hero, juggling the demands of the Resistance, hiding two British airmen, dodging the Gestapo, and keeping track of a stolen painting that keeps turning up in the most unlikely places. All this while attempting to survive his wife Edith’s singing — and her suspicions. Add in pompous German officers, scheming spies, disguises galore, and Officer Crabtree’s legendary mangling of the French language, and the result is nonstop comic mayhem.
Bursting with beloved characters, iconic catchphrases, and laugh-out-loud chaos, ’Allo ’Allo! is a fast-paced, feel-good comedy that promises an evening of sheer escapist fun.
Don’t miss Ludwig Theatre Arts’ side-splitting production at Ludlow Assembly Rooms — you will…